Wow...
Well...I wasn't really planning on telling anyone what happened (because it was a result of great stupidity and unawesomeness and damn after I get out of the hospital I'm gonna kill my roommates for telling people about it), but thanks everyone.
I'll be checking in from time to time, and by next week I'm back completely. *looks at threads needing long overdue replies* ...And these will not be ignored, hopefully.
Considering how I'm already capable of using a computer, it really wasn't anything big. I'll be okay. After all, I am awesome. *shot*